Apr 02
- Me: I should do math.
- Me: Holy god look at these problems
- Me: The army doesnt need guns
- Me: They need algebra textbooks
- Army: WE WILL MAKE YOU MULTIPLY FRACTIONS
- Enemy: SWEET JESUS WE SURRENDER
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Feb 11
One Million Other Things One Million Moms Should Actually Worry About
Aren’t there more important things for One Million Moms to focus on than Ellen DeGeneres and JC Penney?
So.. it may be just me… but there is something toatally wrong with this…
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Jan 26
People never know when to leave so they just linger behind me.
It’s really unreasonable of me, but I always get super-annoyed!
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